3.14 Swan Song

TV.com Summary: Emily guilts Rory into bringing Jess to a Friday night dinner which turns out to be an unqualified disaster; Lorelai, Alex, Sookie and Jackson go to New York for the weekend; Jess gets a black eye in an altercation with an opponent he is too embarrassed to reveal to anyone but Luke; Zack and Brian realize that Lane and Dave are hiding something from them, but miss the mark on the true nature of the secret; Rory and Jess have their first argument, and Luke helps patch things up.

“It beaked me! He could’ve blinded me. It’s a vicious, vicious bird, and . . .fine. Forget it.” -Jess talking to Luke

“I want to be buried there.” – Jess to Emily about Walmart

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